Shertard

A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.

You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.

Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''

Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'

Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''

Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''

by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009

SweeTarts

Sweetarts are sweet and tangy candies created by the genius Menlo F. Smith in 1962. When consumed, they produce a feeling of unparalleled happiness in the consumer. Now that sounds just like any other candy, but that's just not the case. SweeTarts are different because of the effects that they have on the mind and on the body. SweeTarts release larger amounts of dopamine, glutamate and serotonin (necessary chemicals for life, happiness, memory development, and sleep) than any other candies.

SweeTarts are better than any other type of candy

by TheZestyPepperoni July 7, 2021

SREEtard

A Super Retarded Electrical Engineer

Dude, stop being such a SREEtard

by Timenhosen von bausen March 19, 2010

Shetarded

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

shepards pie

The act of vomiting in ones anus, and then proceeding to eat it out.

yo dude, i heard your mom makes a great shepards pie!

by Michael Alexander Berges Stewa December 18, 2011

shaytards

A youtube channel created by Shay Carl. The channel is updated daily with Shay's witty and playful vlogs(video logs) of himself and his family (Mommytard, sontard, princesstard, babytard and rocktard) where he showcases his humor and love for his family.

Man, did you see the latest vlog of the (shaytards)? NO!, well let me tell you, your missing out!

by owlamy January 10, 2011

Shaytards

It all began in March 2009 when famous Youtube star, Shaycarl decided to post a vlog everyday of his 29th year on his Shaytard channel. Well, a year has now turned into almost 2. The vlogs "star" him and his wife nicknamed Katilette (Mommytard), sons Sontard (7 years), Rocktard (5 Months), daughter Princesstard (5 years) and Babytard (3 years), who was recently featured on the cover of James Blunt's album "Some Kind of Trouble, and dog, Malachi. Shay and Katilette decided to not purposely call their children by their real names because of privacy, but they have slipped out every now and again, to whitch they dont make a big deal of. Shay and his family lived in Los Angles, CA for the bulk of the first year of the vlogs, but moved back to their home in Idaho for the birth of Rocktard, and have decided to stay there while Shay commutes to LA for his work on another Youtube channel, called "The Station". The Shaytards currently have 671,763 subscribers, and rising. The are the 31st alltime most subscribe channel on youtube and the 13th most subscribed comedian channel. Shay came up with "tard" because of his obsession with unitards.

Have you seen the new Shaytards video?

No! Is it good?

Yes! When is it not?

When Shay quits the vlogs

True

by Iheartclayton November 15, 2010