When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
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A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella
Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*
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Get the Sheffield Shuffle mug.The belief that Sheffield, England is actually the true north pole of the planet, enabling people from Sheffield to call everybody else in the world Southerners (a foul slur indeed).
Me: Newcastle? Filthy Southerner!
Geordie: But we're way more north than you!
Me: You've never heard of Sheffield North, then
Geordie: But we're way more north than you!
Me: You've never heard of Sheffield North, then
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Get the Sheffield North mug.Sledging with added physical abuse. However, with shedding the objective is not so much to put the victim off his stroke, but rather to reduce them to a submissive, gibbering wreck.
As well as ‘vanilla shedding’, hardcore shedders are reported to indulge in ‘ruff shedding’, which involves dressing up in period costume, and ‘gruff shedding’ where four-legged horned ruminants are added to the mix.
As well as ‘vanilla shedding’, hardcore shedders are reported to indulge in ‘ruff shedding’, which involves dressing up in period costume, and ‘gruff shedding’ where four-legged horned ruminants are added to the mix.
Steders: Shedding really gets my goat!
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Zippy started out with a bit of a tin ear, but after months of shedding on his ukelele, he could hold the attention for almost 63 seconds.
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