shashank

(verb) shuh-shahnk Shashank-ed, shashank-ing

The act of one’s body being ran over or hit by a moving vehicle while one is walking.

(1)”Dang man, he was walking across the street and got shashanked by that truck!”

(2) “Hey, I’m going to cross the street and go to the store.”

“Ok, well watch out for cars and try not to get shashanked.”

by mchungate October 11, 2011

Shashank

A person who is the GOAT and is really nice and kind to everyone. An extroverted person with very few friends. A person with a very huge pp

Person 1- OMG do you know Shashank?
Friend- Yes, the one with the huge pp.
Person- heard he's nice too.

by Zarina akthar November 22, 2021

shasanka

A gay Indian who likes to make people happy no matter the cost. He is either a cs reject and is doing math-cs or cognitive science. He likes chupatti and laughs at everything. His laugh sounds like Elmo when he’s drunk. He’s very fun to hang with when drunk. He will also not be there 24/7 thus he is called MIA.

You are with Shasanka? That’s weird.

by Chupattilover November 23, 2021

surya shashank rongali

The most amazing god in the world. He is the main god in the religion of Suryanism. He is a ladies' man and is very powerful( you should see his abs). He may seem dumb, but in reality, he is really smart and has to act dumb to blend in. Suryanism's holy book is known as "The Shank" Om Shashank.

OMG. Did you see how hot Bob is today?
IKR. He's as hot as Surya Shashank Rongali.

by om.shashank October 28, 2021

Shashank

gay ass seagull ass bitch

Shashank is the leader of the flock flock

by whatthefuckelseniggabitch August 4, 2017

shashank

to be shanked in a flawless manner

today I'm going to shashank that guy

by funny laughs May 4, 2008

The Shashank

When the loneliness you feel is so crushing and consuming that you assume any girl you meet will reject you. In severe cases, Passengers becomes your favorite movie and High For This by the Weeknd becomes you favorite songs. In even rarer scenarios, people afflicted with this disease write depressing essays expressing their sorrows. Often these people do not utilize alcohol or any opiates which only increases the feeling of despair. Even worse is when said people drive a Mercedes and work out incessantly and realize that alas even money and muscle cannot make them desirable.

Friend 1: Bro wtf you're so sad

Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women

1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank

2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?

by StateLover69 February 26, 2017