Shatthew

My otp

"Who's your otp?"
"SHATTHEW FOR LIFE"

by Levi Jeager June 2, 2016

sharttastic

Hit with such excitement that you misjudged a fart that led to a shart

Omg! Is that Justin Timberlake?!!
... (Toot) ...
Yes that was and yes that is stool in my pants. Isn't that just sharttastic!

by Tenderloins May 20, 2016

Shartted

It’s when you poo your pants a little when you fart.

I thought it was just a fart, but not I shartted and now I have to go get new pants.

by Little Dani Joe June 17, 2018

Sharther Penduken

The King of Shartalot. Shits his britches until they beg for mercy. Weilds, Excalaturd and lusts after Guenesmear. His right had man is Sir Shitsalot.

A person who sharts with such skill and precision that he deservers to be the king of shartalot.

Stan painted a work of shart in his underwear. He's a regular Sharther Penduken.

by darkknight430 May 9, 2020

Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.

My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

Sharath

Good knowledgeable person who never desires to give up when put in any damn worst situation.

Jack of all trades, friend of friends and a family man

Chris- Wanna have a debate?
Fred- it's Sharath

by Velour Bug November 22, 2021

Sharpthorne

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005