shartstop

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

by blutarsky October 18, 2006

pk starstorm

The apocalypsh. Most Often caused by Ness, Lucas, or Poo.

Dude, I just failed existence class.. Theres only 1 thing to do... PK STARSTORM!!!!!!!!

by pikapwn March 7, 2008

shitstorm

A situation where oneself or something of value to self becomes attacked by a large quantity of basically crap, which must be fended off at a high rate in order to return the system to normal.

The DDOS attack against our primary server started this morning. So can imagine the shitstorm we've had to go through.

by dan z May 13, 2005

shitstorm

A discussion about something totally pointless and inane that got out of hand and now consists of people fighting over nothing.
Basically like a flamewar, just that the discussion itself, as well as the participants, are so utterly stupid that it's impossible to put into words. Shitstorms like these always tend to be really easy to start, even when you don't want it - just like an avalanche, one false step (or word) can be enough to set free a shitstorm of epic proportions. One easy example for this is the ongoing console-fanyboy war.

Guy1: Well, I really don't like the PS3 so much ..
Guy2: WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE IT? BUT ITS THE BEST CONSOLE IN THE WORLD
Guy3: YEAH IT IS SHUT UP YOU GAY FAGGOT
Guy1: But I just like the 360 better, leave me alone!
Guy4: WHAT? THE 360 IS FOR FAGGOTS, ILL KILL YOU
Guy1: But it's just a conso...
Guy5: YOUR MOM SUCKS DICKS
Guy1: Oh man, what a shitstorm I've started here..

etc. etc.

by Mudkips January 3, 2009

Shartster

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag

hipster, shart, shartster

by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.

1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.

by Freissner January 2, 2009

shitstorm

When a tornado hits an exposed septic tank and sends all the contents into the air, where it falls down in a rain-like pattern.

Idiot 1: Dude, there is crap all over the place!
Idiot 2: I know man, that tornado went straight for my house's septic tank and produced a shitstorm.
Idiot 1: I can tell you are a fan of corn.

by CrapMouth123 September 28, 2008