shartalicious

when you are just so delicious everywhere that even your sharts are delicious

Yo, you see that girl over there, I bet she is shartalicious.

by paw16 July 21, 2011

sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010

Shartalanche

Severe "brown snow" weather incident. Usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.

(1) James warned Chris : "If you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands ..."

(2) Pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. His decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche ...

by Fubby May 18, 2006

sharticle

Basically, Articles that are a bit on the poo side.

"Boy, The Sun contains some sharticles today!"

by Ryotech July 31, 2016

sharticle

An article that's generally pretty shit.

"Man, this Huffington Post link Grandma sent me really is a sharticle."

by snarglepuss the third July 31, 2016

shartiac arrest

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

Shartilage

To shart on ones ear causing shartilage damage

Bob: Ill shart on you!
Bob2: Noooo
Bob: hahahhaha
Bob2 no thats some juicy shartilage

by Sha Boi 123 April 26, 2017