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Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009
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hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.
Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.
by GZX959 December 29, 2015
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sharing off

Using social media to boast and gloat about your life by sharing images, updates, tweets etc.
No one cares how 'amazing' your fake online life is. Quit sharing off!
by sounds80s July 19, 2014
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Wife sharing

The act of allowing one or more men to use the wife for their sexual gratification and/or to pleasure the wife the way the husband is unable to.
The husband usually gain satisfaction and pleasure from seeing their wife get screwed by a penis that is not his own
Jim arranged for a wife sharing party for his wife Jacelyn for her birthday where she would be able to enjoy sex with me and our friends. Jim really enjoys looking at his hot wife moaning under men she does not know, enjoying an assortment of penises.

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by gandalf11 November 6, 2011
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Party Sharking

The act of holding a cardboard shark fin between your butt cheeks and being crowd surfed.
1- We're playing beer pong at my place tonight, what are you doing?
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.
by JDigglesby September 28, 2009
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Sharing the Hole

The act of two penises entering into one orifice, usually the vagina.
Man 1: Hey how are you doing?

Man 2: I'm alright, I just found out that my girl wants to have a three way with another guy.. It's like we're going to be Rubbing Dicks.

Man 1: Nah, it's literally going to be you two Sharing the Hole

Man 2: Why are you better at this then I am?
by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013
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Gym Sharing

A community program for gym members permitting them to use the facilities of other independent gyms. Gym Sharing costs much less than joining multiple gyms, and requires no commitment, contracts or cancellations fees.
Johnny only does Gym Sharing. While he likes to work out and be a fitness buff, one gym doesn't do it for him because it limits the number of ladies he can pick up during his workout sessions.

Sally and her friends love Gym Sharing but they prefer Guy Sharing. All those workouts are paying off. They now share all their boyfriends at all these gyms and these guys have no idea they are being played.

I wanted to go to Gold's Gym but the place was packed. Thank God for Gym Sharing! I just crossed the street and used the local gym without paying a dime!

I cancelled my local gym contract. I was tired of getting billed $70 every month for not using the gym. Now I use the gym on my budget without getting charged for months I don't use the gym!
by entertainmentGURU March 10, 2017
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