sharkman

A half-man, half-shark mutant of the deep sea. Friendly on first impression but largly decieving to humans as they are usually tricking you so as they can feast on your luscious human rump.

"I was largly decieved by the sharkman as he feasted on my luscious human rump."

by Harry Lewis May 4, 2006

Sarcmark

A punctuation mark for those too stupid and uncreative to show people their words are sarcastic through context clues and other, more subtle means.

Finally the stupid can communicate artless sarcasm.

Steve, a witless moron, ended every sarcastic sentence with a sarcmark, as he was infinitely lazy and uncreative.

by Persian Fiction Berry January 22, 2010

Starmarkilte

Think of trying to be the best way

Boss baby everyone wants to be number one baby but no one cares about the starmarkilte

by yInGyOnG March 22, 2020

sharkman3000

Sharkman3000 aka The Rizzler rizzes up chicks in esex vc but one time he got caught and publicly shamed. his favourite ekitten is named HyperShade. He still does esex to this day

sharkman3000: *stares*
Ekitten: Daddy

by Hyp3rSh4de December 6, 2022

Shartbark

When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.

1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.

2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.

by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023

Sharmarke

A big black man with some long wood that gets all the nyash yk

That's sharmarke I wanna be like him and have that massive bbc

by Gege56284 May 22, 2022

shardbarking

When a tweaker, or crack head is face down ass up inspecting crumbs in the carpet.

He has been shardbarking, and all he finds is cat litter and toenails.

by Gee Girl June 3, 2016