shaqueef

To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.

Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!

by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

Shaquille O'Neal

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.

Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.

by JesusisLord May 28, 2008

Shaqueria

The girl who can make the saddest 😢person laugh😂.She has an amazing personality,very funny😂,and very fine😍.She always seem to have a twinkle⛤ in her eye . She is very outgoing but is also very quite. She is very special💍 to see the sweet person she really is and bring out the hopeless romantic she is. Anyone who is lucky to have an shaqueria in their life 🌍🔐is very lucky and should cherish her. Don't ever let her go. Super loyal,smart ,honest, nice,and very cool. She is the best friends you will ever have and girl friend. Crazy but still love you💘🔐💍. She likes to eat🍽☕.

I met a girl named "shaqueria"& I fell in love.

Shaqueria is fine

Damn she is such a shaqueria.

by Shaqueria February 16, 2018

shaqueera

1. Taking, transcending, transforming to/with the queer goodness that flows from Shakira.
2. Whatever

OMG, Taylor's got a nice shaqueera and is glowing so shaqueera-ee.

Oh those white-privilege cis dude gay fuckwads, let's sprinkle shaqueera all over their lives.

by g-w May 20, 2011

Shaquille O'Neal

A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.

Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.

by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

shaqueezle

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.

“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008