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swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.
Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.
by office12 April 22, 2010
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faggot snapshot

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.
"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."
by Nedla93 June 9, 2013
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Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.
- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"
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SharpShot

Adj. good or great shot, another word for Sniper.
-gstarz.SharpSh0t is god!
by You god May 14, 2005
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sharpshot

1. A sharpshooter

2. One that shoots sharply

3. A master of smilies
<sherp> ~<|:&#8976;D->-
<danneh> SHARPSHOT!!!!!
by teh shotsharp February 17, 2003
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SlapShot

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.
Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!
by ZStan June 14, 2010
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slapshot

Similar to snap when making fun of a person.
I fucked your sister last night.

Slapshot, biatch!!!
by Spencer R December 2, 2004
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