adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009
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n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.
COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."
COP 2: "How'd you get him?"
COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."
COP 2: "Damn..."
COP 2: "How'd you get him?"
COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."
COP 2: "Damn..."
by Nite Owl August 7, 2007
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$200 a ticket for a midget puppet show? Lets shine this Shamboozlery.
That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.
That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.
by Mark D'Antonio December 27, 2007
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Get the shampoogled mug.Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.
by Miss Leslie April 27, 2006
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