Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

shardmonster

A meth head who loves shards of meth and has no hesitation to smoke them all

Hey were the shardmonster

by Mtras13 January 4, 2020

shitmonster

"shitmonster" a stinking most probally old man who is surrounded by the smell of shit and dresses like a tramp and is just in a bad state

oh my god that old geezer is a shit monster look at him urgh!

by Ford farm massiv May 13, 2005

seemonster

A good looking person that many people are attracted to. They are called a seemonster because no one can tame them or put them on a leash.

Carl is a seemonster

by roanck November 7, 2008

seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009

sacmonster

the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!

"hey dude, pass the remote."" no get your fatass self up and get it." "you SACMONSTER!"

by creator of sac January 30, 2008

Shamoner

A shame based boner. It "arises" in stressful situations where an unwelcome and inappropriate boner is experienced.

He got a shamoner when he walked in on his old man pounding his mother only to see her climax & drench the bed. The resulting shamoner made a quick get away more difficult!

by JonReremy33 May 12, 2014