shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

by eyes in the skys May 13, 2006

shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 4, 2019

Shagging the Burnt Rag

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.

Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.

by GodOfLust October 3, 2022

shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

by eyes in the skys April 28, 2006

Shagging and dragging

When you treat a man terrible basically playing with his emotions and his money

I am shagging and dragging on this nigga

by Bb_aquafina March 26, 2017

shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance

"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"

by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011