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Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.
"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
by Anewell September 13, 2014
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shueef

Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.
"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"
by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014
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shleef

It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.
"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"
by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017
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Shareff

Shareff (Sharif) Noble. Eminent. Distinguished. High-born. Arabic title of respect, restricted, after the advent of Islam, to members of Muhammad's clan of Hāshim—in particular, to descendants of his uncles al-ʿAbbās and Abū Ṭālib and of the latter's son ʿAlī by Muhammad's daughter Fāṭimah.

feminine form Sharifa(h)
a lovely arabian masculine name for a tall handsome man with kind feats befriend him and you shall know what good treatment is
"Yo is that Shareff?"
"Damn Shareff."
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Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
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shamefast

A complete fourth meal eaten with friends after a night of drinking, usually at a 24-hour diner between the hours of 2 and 5 AM. Shamefast is a great opportunity to recap what may have been missed (or forgotten) earlier that night.
Dood, I'm over this. Let's head out and grab shamefast at the diner on the corner.
by zomgjustsomeguy April 13, 2011
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Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.
by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012
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