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Swablumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit and simultaneously cleaning your ears with Q-tups.
The joyous feeling of a swablumpkin stimulates your mind, body and soul!
by Angry Anchors December 4, 2021
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shampkin

When a male bends over and projectile shits on his partner’s chest while in the shower. They both lather in the shit while he bangs his partner.
My wife Brenda and I went to Taco Bell. Got horny on the drive, and I decided to give her a shampkin when we got home.
by Raph Orbison February 7, 2024
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Shabumpski

A shot of liquor, followed by a bump.
Give me a shabumpski right now, I’m loosing my buzz!
by The brown hawk tuah July 6, 2024
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