by DisneyPrincessAnnemderflA December 16, 2019
Get the Seymourmug. Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"
*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"
*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
by Curt233 May 13, 2010
Get the Seymour Craymug. One of the many 'joke names' Bart and Lisa Simpson used during their prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern.
"HELLO. Moe's Tavern."
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
by Sucks2BU January 25, 2005
Get the Seymour Butzmug. by ntash November 23, 2014
Get the Seymour Stainsmug. Seymour High School is a school located in Seymour Connecticut in a really small town that nobody knows about and a school that banned usage of phones even at lunch and when you walk into a bathroom there’s a cloud mist of Vape from the druggies.
by SkeetMe December 8, 2017
Get the Seymour Highmug. Pronounced "See More Green", because Seymour Green sees more green. There is an average amount of green the average person sees. Seymour Green exceeds this average amount, hence why he sees more green. Seymour Green is not just a single individual, but can be many going by the same moniker and lifestyle. Seymour Green always has a fresh cut, as his cut is insane. Shoutout to his barber dawg.
by pokisimp4000 May 10, 2021
Get the Seymour Greenmug. Best looking final fantasy villian so far. Sexy half-human, half-guado, complete with gravity-defying blue hair that doubles as handlebars. Hot body too, if I don't say so myself =P
Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.
He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:
"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"
"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"
"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."
He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.
Me? Neither. I love him to bits.
Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.
He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:
"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"
"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"
"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."
He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.
Me? Neither. I love him to bits.
Fangirl #1 Zomg Seymour Guado is a hawtarse!!
Fangirl #2 *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3 He should get it on with Sephiroth!!
*Fangasm*
Fangirl #2 *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3 He should get it on with Sephiroth!!
*Fangasm*
by Froggie Guado May 7, 2007
Get the Seymour Guadomug.