Philip Seymour Hoffman

Currently the best actor of this generation, who only recently came into the limelight. Before "Capote" (which he won an Oscar for), he mostly did supporting roles, but then people woke up and realized how amazing this actor is. Some of his great performances can be seen in:

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War

The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.

And "Twister" never happened.

by apfunction October 21, 2009

Dirty Seymour

n. Act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk Asian girls - one peeing and one watching the other - whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to piss into the sink... but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn't locked.

For related information, refer to tagged words.

Joe: Ahhh.. I'm gonna...
Chris (walking in): What's going on h...?? Oh, shit... it's Dirty Seymour...

by iluv1227 April 27, 2009

Seymour Butts

a funny-sounding made-up name like Heywod Jablome

My proctologist's name is Dr. Seymour Butts!

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Seymour Butts

Author of the NY Times Best Seller, "Under the Bleachers"

Bill: Did you do your book report?
Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.
Bill: Sweet.

by boatbutter April 21, 2006

seymourhallion

A person from Seymour Hill, Dunmurry (or the progeny there of) that exhibits the characteristics of a "hallion". ie. Uncouth display of loyalist slogans and or working class behavoiur.

Why did he start on yer man Danny from Twinbrook (neighbouring Catholic Est)? Cause he's a Seymourhallion'!

by Allinthemix November 6, 2009

Seymour Junior High School

Located in the valley of TN this place is absolutely dog poopoo, they serve undercooked/overcooked barnacle looking hamburger patties at 11:30…😐 and not to mention the teachers, don’t ask a question it’s a trap, they tell you to ask questions, then when you ask one they tell you that you didn’t listen and then explain it the same way with no differences, insult to injury.

Yoooo Ms.MidlifeCrisis I didn’t understand example 1 what does it mean? Teacher, Steven your absolutely useless, you don’t listen, you talk too much, you don’t care about school and if you listened then you would understand.
Steven, dang. Goes back to not asking questions and suffering in silence.

Seymour Junior High School: the place where we die mentally.

by Everything is taken bruh October 20, 2021

Seymour Butz

Dr. Butz is a board certified Family D.E.Z. physician committed to holistic yet Ligma patient care in the urgent care settings.
He earned a A.S.S. in the study of Asintits in Biomedical Engineering at Bofa State University at West Ohio and later returned to Uranus (where he grew up) for medical school at University of Hogwarts Southwestern Infarmary Center. Afterwards, he completed his feature on Brazzorz at Overlook Medical Center in Summit, NJ, before joining PromptMD.

Dr. Butz is fluent in Jeberish Adameese and Pig Latin. In his free time, he enjoys , pooping, and exploring the city on unicycle.

Sick Childes mother: My Child is very sick I wanna Seymour Butz over here

Doctor: You want a what!?

Seymour Butz: I'm here I can help you child

by Dr Butz May 6, 2022