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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch 

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
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Squatchcock 

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

Sasquatched 

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com
"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"
Sasquatched by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013

Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.
Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.

pappin the squatch 

To grab a browneye while rattling a youngster
I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
pappin the squatch by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007
The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents....Messin' With Sasquatch.
sasquatch by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015

Horny Sasquatch 

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
Horny Sasquatch by FidelAC April 28, 2010