sexpectations

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.

Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!

by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008

Sexpect

To have reasonable hopes that you will shag the person opposite you, but be unable to validate these claims within the confines of the dance club.

I sexpect things will get interesting tonight, though we have yet to twist.

by Idkgeorge July 4, 2019

sexpectation

The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)

We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?

by Luna C April 4, 2007

Sexpectations

The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.

As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"

by Raypist August 20, 2013

Sexpect

Sexpect:to be uncertain of two or possibly more people hooking up or banging.

Mike: "Hey is Paul bangin Chelsea?"

Chris: "Well, she did text him a booby or two, so I sexpect so... Yeah, they're probably bangin."

by P-Squared March 30, 2009

premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.

The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.

by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011