What you become when you spend too much time viewing others having sex, rather than actively participating in the act yourself.
Joey is spending so much of his time watching internet webcams of others having sex, he has turned into a Sexpectator.
by Jusmerod July 17, 2007
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Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
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The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)
We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?
by Luna C April 4, 2007
Get the sexpectation mug.The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.
As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"
by Raypist August 20, 2013
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Get the sexpectations mug.Their sexpectations could practically be written on both of their faces as soon as they entered her bedroom.
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