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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

Senatoring

performing an act that would force a congress person to resign. The most famous examples are tapping your foot in a bathroom stall or sending crotch shots over twitter to young women.
Dustin and Thomas are senatoring like crazy by sending homoerotic porn to their repulsive gay friend kyle to his work email.
Senatoring by Tbag! December 2, 2011

senator-elect 

Rick Scott is a Senator-Elect in the great state of Florida. Therefore, he is a Senator.
senator-elect by PIBacon December 4, 2018
An older out of touch person( usually white male)
That tells everyone else what to do and how to live
Excuse me Senator why are you all up in my business who Do You Think You Are You to tell me how to act you ain't my daddy
Senator by BigFatDaddyof 7 March 13, 2018

shake hands with the senator 

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.
After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.
An elected official that is part of the upper house of Congress on the state and federal levels in the United States of America. The federal level has exactly 100 senators, while the state levels vary from state to state.
John McCain is a senator from Arizona. There are 99 other senators on the federal level in the United States.
senator by Nicolai August 11, 2004