sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Sextasticalness

Pure Sexual Awesomeness

I am a brick shithouse of sextasticalness

by BrickShithouseOfSextasticalnes July 23, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

Sextastic

When something unsexual reminds you of sex, or is so good it's like sex. Often delicious foods can be sextastic.

That doughnut was sextastic

by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009

sextastic

Copious amounts of sex

Justin Berryman lives a sextastic life.

by jbird March 15, 2004

sextastic

extremely cool or possibly relating to sex, brought around by the lack of words to say "thats really really cool" with. made by kyle and myke. fag.

omfg that pizza was sextastic... lik... an orgasm in your mouth!!!!

by hahapenis. July 26, 2006

sextastic

1. sex that is fantastic in its own

2. the only way to describe the sex that is soo amazing soo good soo orgasmic
3. the combination of the word sex and fantastic used as a discribing word.

that chocodile was sextasticly good.
the only way to describe last night at my girls house is sextastic

by mr.sextastic himself November 15, 2010