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sexalexin

a adjective meanin someone is so fuckin sexy that you have no other word to describe how sexy they are except sexalexin
damn that mama walkin down the street looks mighty sexalexin
by corn muffin January 11, 2008
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Sexlexia

A mental disorder where a person sees connotations for sex everywhere, principally within literature. The term can also be applied more generally to encompass all forms of communication and social life.
The concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to sex. He will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
Certain people believe that sexlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. Specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that Sexlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his penis (very small).
Dialog:
Man 1: Did you see the fooball match last night?
Sexlexic: What, you have a foot fetish now do you?

Most common sexlexia symptom:
Man 2: It was so hot last night.
Sexlexic: Ur mom was so hot last night!
by TheZoolooMaster September 24, 2006
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sexlexic

adj. A condition in which you confuse common words for sexual or perverted words. Can be used as a noun, i.e. sexlexia
John: "I had the weirdest dream last night."

Pat: "I thought that said you had the WETTEST dream last night."

John: "Pat, you're so sexlexic, I swear."
by sexlexia101 August 30, 2009
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sexflexuality

if you are dating a gender fluid person or their gender keeps changing, Instead of declaring that you are pansexual, bisexual, etc. and that you only want to date that person, you can instead describe your sexual orientation as sexflexuality.
Milan: "I have a boyfriend! her name is Yolanda and he is gender fluid!"

Mike: "So what sexuality are you?"

Milan: "sexflexuality!, it's where you are dating a gender-fluid person but don't wanna be bi, pan etc and I only wanna date them!"
by yo-landie August 13, 2023
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Sexfrex

An Ex that you're still friends with, and occasionally hook up with. Different from a fuck buddy because you have history and also enjoy their non-sexual company.
"We're not getting back together, I just like having him around... especially at night. He's just a sexfrex I swear!"
by OSUgirls March 2, 2014
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Sexlexia

A mental ailment often causing one afflicted to mix up common terms for certain sexual action.
Girl: Hey do you want to 69

Sexlexia afflicted male: Nah, how about some 96?
by Andy Prefer April 20, 2014
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sexalexin

its like a coma, only with sex.
omg brittany put scott in a sexalexin. he looked overwhelmed.
by Hawkeye84 April 7, 2008
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