poop sex bandit

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.

Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

by chuckinator May 23, 2008

poop sex connected (P.S. Connected)

to insert shit into someones ass.
***MUST CONNECT ASSES***

Ken and Phillip had warm enjoyable poop sex connected!

by cocktart June 21, 2003

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex

Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera

"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"

by IBustedAFatNutToIntenseMidgets April 7, 2022

Poop Sex

If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.

Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.

Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.

Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?

by PoopSex123 December 5, 2022