The Pregame Sequence

A popular college drinking game in which you drink 7 shots in rapid succession, followed by chugging a beer to the tune of 'Fanfare and Oklahoma', a traditional song by the Pride of Oklahoma Marching Band.

Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
BEER

Todd: "Last night was insane. Matt did the pregame sequence and got totally shitfaced!"
Tyler: "No way... nobody survives that."

by tonyparker1 August 20, 2022

Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.

Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?

by Ian December 9, 2004

Launch Sequence

A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.

Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.

At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.

Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...

Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.

Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...

Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!

by Grizzly May 25, 2010

squench

A portmanteau of "squish" and "clench", denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.

"That meeting was really tense; my bumcheeks were squenched.

by Brett Billingsly September 11, 2012

Sequencing Truth

The actual genetic sequence of a sample or specimen that is analyzed. Not necessarily the result of a single laboratory test, but the compilation of results from multiple tests to ensure ground truth.

The diagnostic manufacturer used multiple orthogonal methods to determine sequencing truth for the standard reference material.

by ETK723 February 6, 2018

JohnMaktric Sequence

This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents

JohnMaktric Sequence

This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents

Student A:I've gone through the JohnMaktric Sequence.
Student B:What 8745 thing did you do again?
Student A:I killed someone

by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 10, 2019

clap sequence

Clap sequence - the frequency or repetitiveness of the clapping of cheeks; usually associated with intercourse

“Yo I initiated the clap sequence on Emily at that party last Friday”
“No way!! Me too!”

“Me and Jessica broke up last night”
“Damn what happened?”
“She just couldn’t handle my clap sequence”

by Reck it Ralph 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 May 20, 2019