septa

A place were employees think just because they work in public service they deserve a raise

john:Kate did u know septa went on strike kate:aww man but i promised the kidz i would take them 2 philly john: u can still go kate: but i don't want 2 be walking around with 8 kids what if a cute guy sees me. john: all i know is that septa employees are a bunch of money hungry bitches like u

by the unstopable Juggernaut November 22, 2009

septolupispuss

A seven armed Octupus (Septolupispuss) with Lupis.

Damn, did you see that Septolupispuss eat Mary Kate and Ashley?

by Septolupisjoe September 7, 2009

Skeptal

A popular Minecraft player that frequents Hypixel Bedwars.

Skeptal has joined the game.

by Skeptal April 17, 2020

SEPTA

The last girl a guy dates before coming out of the closet.

Particularly applicable when this has happened many times to the same girl; she is the train men ride from their closet in Trenton to the out and proud parades of Philly.

A doubly unwitting beard.

A special kind of fag hag.

Don't mess around on that SEPTA, she'll be the last ride you take.

Turn them once: shame on you. Turn them twice: you are the SEPTA.

(To a gay man): Don't get your hopes up just 'cause I'm riding the SEPTA.

by s. pearre July 25, 2009

Septaspotaphobia

The fear of giving your position away to others or letting your location be know to the public.

Friend 1: Hey dont give them our address are you crazy.

Friend 2: What do you mean? Do you have septaspotaphobia or something?

by Jake Sadaker March 10, 2019

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

sentalis

my wife fr. shes the bestest friend ever

Sentalis devoured and left no crumbs

by lividelrey November 26, 2022