sementary

the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a semen graveyard

its just me and you tonight buddy. I guess we're going to put more of my children in the sementary

by wg89 December 26, 2011

Seminary Girl 2

Second half
Now that these features are taken care of a much more intense process of transformation may occur for the internal aspects of her character. It begins with letting them know their purpose in life is to continue the Jewish people by having big Jewish families. It continues by dumbing them down by only offering the most simplistic forms of the Jewish faith.
The change is done when they begin to make comments like. "Of course the Avos and Imahos kept all of the Torah" "The Gedolim can never be wrong about any matter, for they have Ruach HaKodesh"

Same as before Seminary girl 1
seminary girl 2

by Institute for Jewish Women December 6, 2010

wyoming seminary

The oldest fake prep school in northeastern Pennsylvania.

"Yeah, I went to Wyoming Seminary."
"Aw, I'm sorry you didn't attend a real prep school."

by Garrett Winthorpe January 15, 2018

seminary

the absolute WORST place imaginable. basically, dads drag their families halfway across the country to this place, so that they can "honor their father and mother" and "support their fathers." this place causes all normal teenagers of the fathers to become hostile and angry..... cjildren may become suicidal and crazed to the point where they say "eff this shiz!" in conclusion, who CARES what it is.... just DONT EVER agree to go there if your dad gets the "great" idea to pick up your lives.

"hey whats the matter with you??" "oh, nothing new. my dad decided to move us to the seminary and i am fearing for my life. i dont want to die, but i know the feeling is inevitable. what a terribleselfish father i have!!"

by tiredofthis!!! November 19, 2009

sementary

A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...

sementary snjloghja

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

Semetary

bumass freak crakka who makes shitty music

"Yo you listen 2 dat new semetary?" 👀👀👀👀👀
"No."
"Thank GOD!!!"

by graygot1c December 21, 2025