Seibert

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

by sluurp October 25, 2009

semegn

Angelic beauty but with personality that’s even better.

She’s magic. Not your ordinary girl.
She’s the head turner, the Go-getter, the heartbreaker.

Always has good intentions.
She’s genuine, smart and kindhearted but has a grounded attitude.
She’s a very mysterious person.
She’s humble but a she’s a hustla .

An ancient East African name that means “to be desired” or “to be wished” commonly a female name.
Has a Leo personality trait.

She’s the whole damn package, got myself a “semegn”

by Ryan Jarah June 14, 2020

Semen Skin

A white person; Refers to the complexion of white people just like Bird Shit.

"These Semen Skins are out of control in 2019".

by IBTAL September 27, 2019

semen burger

The act of ejaculating into your crushes burger while preparing it on July fourth

Yeah last night I semen burgered Samantha at the party

by Big daddy Darrel October 18, 2018

Deadly Semen Backup

Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.

Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.

by wslngy January 9, 2015

semen trees

Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 8, 2016

steamin' hot semen shot

n. A tongue-twister that can be used by females to enhance concentration during climactic moments of 8-bit video games

Guy: Say "steamin' hot semen shot." It's good luck.

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot!

::TETRIS::

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot!

by M. Dogman March 30, 2010