sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

by Keho March 2, 2009

Sedz

SedZ: as in serious ... or in Spanish
serio.. this is a slang for these word.

did you see that girl she was sexy!!!

you reply, "Sedz!"


a lot easier than saying serious

by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005

Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

spittin seedz

to talk trash, bullshit, nonsense, incoherent mess. frontin like youre the shit when you aint shit.

"quit spittin seedz nigga..yo ass spittin all dem seedz up in my grill, got me brushin dat sheitt off wit a broom n shit."
"a broom? dats sum seedz fo yo ass right there."

by manny arocha April 9, 2006

sedentary

adj.
inactive or not moving

She never was sedentary, even when asleep.

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

sedeeking it

a form of masturbation where when you are caught masturbating under the covers you quickly say you are changing clothes to cover up the instance

Man, Damien was sedeeking it so many times yesterday!

by buckeyesrkool2828 January 2, 2010