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Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland
I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.
by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022
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sayonalga

1) When you say good bye to that nice piece of ass 2) A combination of Sayonara (good-bye in Japanese) and Nalga (buttocks in Spanish)
I guess I can't hit that ass anymore - 'SAYONALGA'!!!
by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017
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Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.
It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.
by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017
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Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018
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seasonal friend

Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.
"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."
"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."
by The Classic Abrahams April 5, 2009
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Sayonara

A song that plays when sayori dies in doki doki literature club
i gently open the door.... o shit sayori's dead wait but what is that music? well i see now its called sayonara
by jimmy_nutrition December 15, 2020
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Seasonal nudist

A person who's nudist behavior is determined by season. They usually live in areas with prominent winters, places with seasons where it could become much too cold to keep up their nudist behavior
Person 1: Dude, what's with Natalie the Nudist wearing that jacket outside?
Person 2: She has to keep from freezing so she's become a seasonal nudist
by EmZajex May 19, 2011
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