underwater seaweed

Pubes growing inside the vagina

Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!

by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018

Seaweed Stalker

One who stalks seaweed...

While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.

by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

seaweed brain

it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books

hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain

by andrew17 November 25, 2010

Seaweed Bitch

1. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world...or in any third rate club. She exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.

2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.

Ex. "These seaweed bitches ain't loyal."

Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."

by Special Strykers January 6, 2015

Seaweed Poo

Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.

Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.

by BigArns1 September 1, 2009

seaweed diet

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.

Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!

by captain stu July 22, 2010

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011