sean

A person that is a jerk and dark, but happens to be very sweet and caring. If you happen to come across this guy you should get to know him and act nice around him and if he hurts you accidentally or not he will say sorry and find a way to be forgiven. Sean is a normal guy and is always serious about stuff and he is very sensitive. If u come across a sean you might not want to annoy him because he is secretly Hitler, sean is also a pro gamer and talks about random shit when he tries to flirt with a girl.......yeah I'm like that sometimes...anyways, Sean is very sad like every day the only thing that can cheer a sean is .................that's for you to find out its easy though you just date him.

girl1:you creep!!
sean:wtf did i do to you if you call me that one more time i will blow myself\
girl1:C-R-E-E-P,creep1!!
sean: :(

next day
girl1: do u like me
sean:.........wtf is wrong with everyone
a chris: SEAN J!!!!
sean:whats so ammusing about my name.
whole class:sean j!!!!!
sean: are u kidding me\
.....thats all for now coz this definition is sopposed to be for the peeps i go to school with

by chris stop calling me sean J!! December 10, 2017

sean

When playing mario kart wii a sean is someone who will delibrateley take the item box you were going to get

its allright i'll just get this item box
Fuck! the sean just took my item box!

by word2urmutha February 19, 2010

sean

a person who looks and acts like donkey kong

oh man i just played sean on the super nintendo

by Lulwtfhax April 10, 2009

sean

the best person in the whole entire world.

“man i love sean so much he’s amazing”

by aphrodite’s lover September 07, 2021

sean

The most sheltered child in the multiverse, he knows nothing bad about life. He is smart in his school, but stupid about the outside world. Plays Minecraft 24/7

A person: Should we give sean the talk since his parents didn't tell him
Another person: Never

by GayBabyJail123HackSmokesWeed November 24, 2018

sean

an uncoordinated teenage boy who enjoys watching midget porn. likes to stalk women and is not allowed into australia.

hey dude were you checkin out that girl. awww your a total sean

by anal penetration May 30, 2008

sean

sean is an amaaazing brown eyed guy from michigan. he will meet you on a cruise, make you fall in love with him, and then never speak to you again.

amelia: dudeee how was your trip?

emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.

amelia: he totally seaned you.

by newfoundlandddddd August 28, 2010