by Tehsupreme March 17, 2008
Get the Seacow mug.A word used to describe someone who is obese. Also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. See manatee. Often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (FM), dumb bitch, dyke.
Example:
Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
by LMAONADE December 15, 2004
Get the seacow mug.by Mark Wilkinson November 25, 2007
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This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.
A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar.
A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.
A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.
Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster.
This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.
A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar.
A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.
A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.
Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster.
"Thats typical Salowsky"
"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded"
"Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!"
"Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled."
"Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special."
"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded"
"Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!"
"Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled."
"Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special."
by 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus December 12, 2008
Get the Salowsky mug.A name that describes someone who is very stinky. People with this name also refuse to wear deodorant, on weekdays they aren’t stinky, but once the weekend hits they let their true stink out.
Sophie always smells.
Sophie always smells.
by All supreme lord April 23, 2020
Get the salow man mug.A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023
Get the Szalowski's Disease mug.Sevlow is another term for the piss Kidney.
Piss Kidney is a late 20th century term for someone you dislike. Referring to the kidney being full of Urine.
Piss Kidney is a late 20th century term for someone you dislike. Referring to the kidney being full of Urine.
You're such a Sevlow.
by Bobby Davvro June 21, 2007
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