scump (verb, noun)
The simultaneous
act of sneezing, cumming, and pooping, distinguished from a “scoop” by the fact that the orgasm is unquestionably the main event.
During a scump, the sneeze is merely the trigger, the
poop is unfortunate collateral damage, and the climax takes center stage.
Usage:
scump — present tense
scumped — past tense
scumping — playing a very dangerous game
See also: scoop — the same three-
way bodily malfunction, except the
poop wins.