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For example:
Person 1: wow where did all that food go
Person 2: I scumped it didn't I
Scump by Big man ting 54 November 29, 2019
To jump on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards. This practice originated in Austria and has recently spread to other parts of Europe.
Friend one: Hey do you want to go to the scumping festival tomorrow?
Friend Two: What is that some kind of Gay thing?
Friend one: No silly billy it is jumping on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards.
Friend Two: Damn
The greatest player to ever touch Call of Duty, the GingaNinja himself, Seth Abner.
Scump, " LOOK AT THE FUCKIN' SCOREBOARD, WHO'S THE BEST IN THE GAME? WHO'S THE BEST IN THE GAMEEEE!!"
scump (verb, noun)

The simultaneous act of sneezing, cumming, and pooping, distinguished from a “scoop” by the fact that the orgasm is unquestionably the main event.

During a scump, the sneeze is merely the trigger, the poop is unfortunate collateral damage, and the climax takes center stage.

Usage:
scump — present tense
scumped — past tense
scumping — playing a very dangerous game

See also: scoop — the same three-way bodily malfunction, except the poop wins.
“I was right on the edge, then I sneezed, came unbelievably hard, and apparently shit myself.”

“Jesus Christ. You scumped.”
Scump by TheScoopKing September 20, 2026

scump fuck'd 

when in a game you take someone out (kill them) so easily it is not even funny
OH damn!! You just got scump fuck'd
scump fuck'd by xkillalive March 31, 2005

optic scump

A badass redhead who is gOd at cod and knows how to treat a girl in bed
40 and o in cod I'm the optic scump
optic scump by I'm the goat February 4, 2014
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