Definitions by TheScoopKing
Scump
scump (verb, noun)
The simultaneous act of sneezing, cumming, and pooping, distinguished from a “scoop” by the fact that the orgasm is unquestionably the main event.
During a scump, the sneeze is merely the trigger, the poop is unfortunate collateral damage, and the climax takes center stage.
Usage:
scump — present tense
scumped — past tense
scumping — playing a very dangerous game
See also: scoop — the same three-way bodily malfunction, except the poop wins.
The simultaneous act of sneezing, cumming, and pooping, distinguished from a “scoop” by the fact that the orgasm is unquestionably the main event.
During a scump, the sneeze is merely the trigger, the poop is unfortunate collateral damage, and the climax takes center stage.
Usage:
scump — present tense
scumped — past tense
scumping — playing a very dangerous game
See also: scoop — the same three-way bodily malfunction, except the poop wins.
“I was right on the edge, then I sneezed, came unbelievably hard, and apparently shit myself.”
“Jesus Christ. You scumped.”
“Jesus Christ. You scumped.”
Scump by TheScoopKing September 20, 2026
Scoop
The catastrophic bodily event in which a person sneezes, cums, and poops at the exact same time, with the bowel movement being the dominant feature of the experience.
“Dude, I was having sex with some chick and when I came I sneezed and accidentally took a dump at the same time. I think I just scooped.”
“Bro… you definitely scooped.”
“Bro… you definitely scooped.”
Scoop by TheScoopKing September 20, 2026