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Scuba Steve

The traditional douchebag handshake, in which the the elbow is raised far above the ground and the hand is almost vertical, forcing the recipient to have to reach underneath.
After Douchebag John gave me the Scuba Steve, I wanted to punch him in the face.
Scuba Steve by GLORP October 7, 2006

Scuba Steve

I can't take being a virgin,I think I'm gonna have to do a Scuba Steve
Scuba Steve by davhol November 22, 2006

Scuba Steve

A person who pisses on a toilet seat then freaks out when you ask them about it.
Don't be such a scuba steve.
Scuba Steve by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

Scuba Steve

The process of forcing ones self into a female's vagina head first until the entire body is engulfed within the vaginal area.
Chris, laughing with his friend in class, exclaimed, Oh man, I Scuba Steved the hell out of Christina last night!"
Scuba Steve by Matt and Chris November 12, 2008

scuba steve

1. someone who fails chemistry on a daily basis.
2. Who who sails the 7 seas and then shits in your toilet.
3. One horny kid who wants Ms. Zatta's ass.
If I dont study, I might become a scuba steve!
scuba steve by Callum January 9, 2005

Scuba Steve

Someone who works for Daystar Computer Services an a PC technician. Constantly wears yellow flippers and scuba gear to the office. Especially when it rainss/
Scuba Steve by Scuba Steve DCS December 17, 2009