Scrunchie

Your best friend. A ponytail holder wrapped in fabric to make a very pretty big ol ponytail holder. It’s always there for you. There are patterns and velvet, not patterns and you can make them yourself.

Wooooow that blue velvet scrunchie at Claire’s really works well with this outfit. It flatters my skin tone and it’s really pretty

by thicccscrunchie March 2, 2019

scrunchy

a ponytail holder or hair tie, often very decorative with gathers. Can be solid or patterned. Usually made of fabric. Name comes from Scünci, a company which makes many types of hair products including ponytail elastics, etc.

Nothing would hold my straight hair back until I found this awesome scrunchy!

by GGP May 18, 2006

Scrunchie

The essential tool for that sloppy toppy, Samsung spin cycle, goose neck gluck gluck 9000 for that special uncooked spaghetti noodle.

Man 1: How was she last night?
Man 2: She forgot her scrunchie...
Man 1: I understand... better luck next time.

by MandLscreation February 1, 2021

Scrunchie

A common lady who wears scrunchies, often seen in trackies, heavy gold earrings and chain smoking. can have a lot of children who also wear scrunchies.

"eurghh, she is such a scrunchie"

by rofl686 October 23, 2009

scrunchies

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome

"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"

by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009

Scrunchy

A slang word for a person's arsehole.

Person 1: 'Have you ever noticed a person's sphincter looks quite like a scrunchy.'
Person 2: 'Now that you mention it, yes it does.'
Person 1: 'So in that case, I put it in Lisa's scrunchy last night.'

by CH405 May 28, 2010

scrunchy

The New Jersy white ghetto version of a cock ring. They cum in all colors and sizes.

"Joey-bag-O-donunts" favorite color Scrunchy is white because it matches his Iroc and favorite pair of Rebok high tops.

by Sofa King Stupid May 12, 2008