Carpe Scrotum

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Carpe Scrotum!

by Ballsack August 8, 2003

scrotometry

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

Scrotum Comb

The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.

Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.

by Jason138 April 15, 2014

scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

satan's scrotum

used to express scorching temperature

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here

by ryan conner January 10, 2008

Scrotted

When your doin anal and your bitch farts on your dick

Carly and jeff were having some fun and then carly scrotted on his penis

by mrtraplord December 10, 2015

Scrotud

When a man goes to Thailand to discover himself and ends up with a scrotum piercing.

Robert woke up in agonising pain on a beach in Thailand. He had been scrotud.

by LaZingara September 29, 2017