Scrollitis

A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.

You know you like it, y'all just want keep scrolling. You got that Scrollitis!

by Miller E February 20, 2015

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

survival scrolls

The bible, the yellow pages, or da yella pages.

"Bitch I'm flowin straight from da survival scrolls!"

by Trey Skold May 28, 2006

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015

private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.

"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism

by the 4 babes September 23, 2019

The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion

The single greatest PC, PS3, and XBOX360 game ever. It had great graphics for its time, an immense amount of quests and secrets, and will steal your life.

me: "The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion stole 6 months of my life, but it was worth it."

by i have no cool name October 19, 2010

Scrollie

An easy chick; a girl that loves to fuck and will fuck any nigga with swag; a girl who fucks around with and is seen with multiple guys at one time; a girl who has been washed up by many niggas from the hood.

Yo I bagged a scrollie the other day, i wanna bring her to club cave so we can run a train on that bitch.

by DJ Juanito June 28, 2010