scroatmeal

thick semen; from the scrotum

I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 22, 2005

scrotal adhesion

Condition occuring when ones scrotum adheres to the side of ones leg, particularly on a hot humid day or after strenuous work. This problem more common to wearers of boxer shorts and summertime Florida residents.

Bob keeps shaking his leg, he must have a case of scrotal adhesion.

by wordman07 May 25, 2007

Scrota Pop

A ballcuzzi using lukewarm soda pop to sink your sack into. The soda's carbonation mixed with the bubbles being blown enhance the sensation to the scrotal zone.

For you ballsy mother fuckers (pause for laughter), try the Scrota Pop with an alka-seltzer...go on...no one's watching....except Jesus.

- Hey man, you wanna come to the Evanescence concert with me tonight?

- Evanescence? Nah dude I've got a can of Strawberry Kiwi Shasta, I think I'm just gonna stay in and enjoy a Scrota Pop tonight. Thanks though.

by Dirty Rogue October 22, 2009

Scrog

Aggressive (often drunken) sex characterized by the sound of bodies slapping together, a general lack of traditional tender romance, and licentious screams of "oh baby" and "do you like that" and "fuck me harder, sergeant!"

Or what we did in Chris's bathroom and living room after he told us not to.

"Now don't you two do any scrogging in my house"
-Chris

by deutschbag99 December 9, 2013

scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 14, 2013

scrognoot

A scrognoot Is somebody who is very annoying and is generally bad at living.

For eg: He/she is a scrognoot
or
Toby is a scrognoot

Or it can be used as

"They are scrognoots"

"You Scrognoot"

by tobytybot December 13, 2020

scrotal wedgie

When someone puts their hand in between your legs from behind you, grabs your balls, and pulls them up your ass like a wedgie

That guy stole my sandwich so I gave him a scrotal wedgie.

by Haffa May 21, 2004