Scrofula

A rare malformation of the penis where not only does it erect downwards but is also covered in warts.

As I was going to masturbate I found out that I had scrofula via self diagnosis, I shat my pants and hoped for the best, nobody will suck me off with scrofula.

by Harambeftw December 13, 2016

Scrotulous

Having the characteristics or attributes of the scrotum

After soaking for too long in the tub, Derek appeared to be quite scrotulous

by peepoGiggle October 16, 2021

scrotula

A dedicated spatula used to unstick the scrotum from one's leg.

A portmanteau of SCROTum and spatULA.

Damn it's hot today, looks like I'm gonna have to pull out the scrotula again

by ScrotGoat July 22, 2023

scrodeling

The act of humming, moaning, or trying to talk with balls in your mouth.

Your mom: MMffffmmphppth!

Me: Bitch, I can't understand your scrodeling. Take my balls outcha mouth before you talk.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

scrodel

exactly the same thing as yodeling, but when there is a nutsack in your mouth.

"that girl melissa's a freak. she scrodeled me until 4 in the morning, dude!"

"scrodal-odal-ay-he-who!!!"

by bfitz October 19, 2008

Scrofulous

To not look your best. To look ugly, hit, like a bum, etc.

Eww, you look scrofulous today.

by thatonestraightupgangsta April 1, 2011

SCRODUM CHEESE

The white/yellow substance on your scrodum. comes from not washing your balls.

May i have scrodum cheese for dinner oscar asked?

by PS360WEHATERS March 6, 2008