screwballing

When one is high from marijuana and drunk from alcohol at the same time.

I've been screwballing all night.

by SouthJersey March 21, 2009

Screwball

A pretentious fuck who just wants to bang every girl that hey can. Wears vinyard vines and designer collard shirts and shorts paid for by daddies money, oh yeah he probably drives a BMW or Volkswagen Golf.

Bryce tried to fuck Jessica and Tiffany at the party, what a screwball

by Wordplayer44 May 14, 2016

Screwballs

Screwballs means 'crazy people'.

'I just met two real screwballs'. Oddballs. Fruitcakes. Loaf heads.

by Dannyloco1 December 28, 2011

Screwball

Based off of the ice cream. You work so hard for that chewing gum at the bottom and, after all your hard work, it tastes like shit
Substitute this into life and relations and you get a fairly philosophical meaning to an 89p ice cream.

When you work hard to get a date and eventually, you realise you hate it.

Pritesh - Ugh, I just spent 2 months reaching for this Lauren girl and she's so clingy and depressing.

Josh - Dude, you totally just screwballed.

by Better Than Arcan February 2, 2015

Screwba

Term used for someone who screws up your evening plans. You spend all day planning and get all excited then a screwba tells you politely that they don't feel like it anymore.

Person A: "Yo I'm soooo excited for tonite. I can't wait to get plastered."
Person B: "Actually I'm tired, I'm just gonna go home."
Person A: "What? You were all excited 5 minutes ago."
Person B: "Sorry dude, not feeling it."
Person A:" You're such a freakin screwba!"

by JChanClaire November 18, 2009

screwage

A charge levied at a restaurant or other similar establishment for bringing your own alcohol. More modern version of corkage, as it is more common for wine bottles to have screw tops as opposed to corks.

The screwage here is a rip-off.

by Dave Smartt May 24, 2008

Screwball

1) A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood/past which causes problems in the present

2) A caller of the nationally syndicated radio show "LoveLine", usually having kids at an unhealthily young age.

"Listen, all you screwballs out there, stop having children!"

by Ace Rockolla August 12, 2003