screenfense

The act of concealing the content on one's computer monitor or screen through various techniques such as body blocking, screen tilting, or rapid minimizing. This is normally conducted in an open space such as work where the computer moniter faces a high traffic area. An alliteration of defense

Kelsea: Did you see that raunchy video of my sorority party?
Josh: Not yet! I was on screenfense all day at work because there was so many people around.

by fraxinous6356 November 27, 2012

Screenhead

a person who is so mesmerized with their phone that they cannot hold a conversation or properly function in society.

"I went out to dinner with 2 screenheads yesterday and there was absolutely no conversation the entire time."
"Gia is such a screenhead!"

by cardi g June 15, 2018

Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

Screencummed

The art of screenshotting an aids infested queef robo monkey jpeg AKA a NFT and getting the owner mad

Me: I just screencummed your NFT and I'm selling it for 69 gigashits
Owner: YOU CAN'T SCREENSHOT MY NFT IT IS MINE

by jfresh42069 February 15, 2022

screenpeeker

Screenpeeker - someone who looks off their own screen in a videogame to cheat.

"stupid screenpeeker" or "I hate screenpeekers" or "screenpeeking is cheating"

by Whok762 June 27, 2005

screener

Person who doesn't answer calls unless they recognize the number.

I am a screener.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

screwened

When the job is ruined because you are being yourself.

Fatima really screwened the mini-bootcamp by being herself.

by madhat24 November 4, 2017