Scrat

A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.

“Scrat made me kill my ex-wife”

by Tiddysquisher69 June 29, 2020

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Scratting

Verb
Informal
When you take an acorn and stuff it in a place or do another funny thing with it such as eating it or throwing it at someone else. It can also be used as a substitute for any other verb.

"Bro did you see that? I was scratting on that bih."
"Get scratted on kid."

by This Kid August 26, 2021

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Scrat

A squirrel from the ice age movies, who is know for being obsessed with his nuts.

What is that thing!?
That is scrat. He is the reason the world is the way it is.

by Screw_Tarts February 17, 2019

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Scrat

The action of forcibly shoving your balls in your partners mouth when they have lock-jaw. Mimicking Scrat from Ice Age.

Scrat: (verb)

Person 1: Yo I want to Scrat that bitch so hard tonight.

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Person 2: Oh My God, I hope I get scratted tonight.

by queefing queens November 16, 2021

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scrat

for someone to do or say something completely randomly (out of the blue) for no-ones benefit, not event their own, (almost a change in personality). a scrat can appear controversial, and can either offend or humor, but possesses no worth.

a scrat can occur when driving calmly, then a sudden change takes place to an eratic mood.

by fergz December 1, 2007

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