by Chaich February 10, 2004
Get the Scratmug. 1) a small person who shares certain characteristics of rodents, such as denning, hoarding, lurking, tweaky behavior and a lazy, apathetic attitude.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.
3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.
3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
1) "Quit your scratting and come out of your fuckin' room!, Ericka!"
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
by scratmastermoxie July 19, 2010
Get the Scratmug. The Gooch, Or Taint...whichever you prefer, or it is the spot between the balls and the butthole of a male.
by TICKLE MY SCRAT January 15, 2006
Get the Scratmug. A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006
Get the Scratmug. Person 1: Wow he's really hot I would do anything to go out with him
Person 2: by anything do you mean give him money because I'm telling you right now that the guy is a class A Scrat
Person 2: by anything do you mean give him money because I'm telling you right now that the guy is a class A Scrat
by shitallthepseudonymsaretaken January 10, 2017
Get the Scratmug. ‘Oi you ,ya scrat’
by Boonybobble December 21, 2018
Get the Scratmug. A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.
by Tiddysquisher69 June 29, 2020
Get the Scratmug.