by Chaich February 11, 2004
1) a small person who shares certain characteristics of rodents, such as denning, hoarding, lurking, tweaky behavior and a lazy, apathetic attitude.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.
3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.
3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
1) "Quit your scratting and come out of your fuckin' room!, Ericka!"
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
by scratmastermoxie July 18, 2010
The Gooch, Or Taint...whichever you prefer, or it is the spot between the balls and the butthole of a male.
by TICKLE MY SCRAT January 13, 2006
A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
by Luke the Nuke October 03, 2006
Person 1: Wow he's really hot I would do anything to go out with him
Person 2: by anything do you mean give him money because I'm telling you right now that the guy is a class A Scrat
Person 2: by anything do you mean give him money because I'm telling you right now that the guy is a class A Scrat
by shitallthepseudonymsaretaken December 22, 2016
Verb
Informal
When you take an acorn and stuff it in a place or do another funny thing with it such as eating it or throwing it at someone else. It can also be used as a substitute for any other verb.
Informal
When you take an acorn and stuff it in a place or do another funny thing with it such as eating it or throwing it at someone else. It can also be used as a substitute for any other verb.
by This Kid August 27, 2021
A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.
by Tiddysquisher69 June 30, 2020