SCROTARD

An insult primarily to individuals of the male sex who behave or simply are a combination of being a scrotum and a retard.

Dude… stop being such a goddamned SCROTARD!

by gromit99 September 12, 2005

slastard

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

Billy Sastard

A nicer way of saying Silly Bastard, can be used around Parents, Grandparents, aunts, uncles, teachers, pets in all situations.

You name it this word can be used around it! :)

Have you seen what Jimmy has done to his hair?!?

He looks a bit of a Billy Sastard to me...

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

shastard

it's a shorter way of calling someone a shitty bastard.

shitty + bastard = shastard

pronounced (shass-turd)

stop annoying me u SHASTARD!!!!

by Nefty June 26, 2006

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017

Crastard

n.

A really crappy bastard.

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !

by Dave_066 December 3, 2005

spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005