Sconed

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)

*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.

by PoshLove March 16, 2009

Sconed

A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.

"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"

by Kiduke January 28, 2009

Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005

Scowned

Owning or being owned by a person with a scoped weapon or possibly a scone it's self

I just Scowned that noob.

by Randolf Scott February 21, 2009

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017

sconed

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"

by haribular May 20, 2007

Scoyne

When you're having sex and you nut on a coin and stick it on her forehead.

Dude, by the time we finished she was sitting there scoyned like WTF!

I scoyned this bitch so hard last night she didn't know what hit her.

I scoyned one of the bridesmaids so bad they had to call off the wedding.

My economics professor told me to sleep with her for a good grade, so towards the end of the semester I scoyned her so bad that I'm the professor now.

by 😁🔥😂 September 9, 2022