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Scrotum's End

There is a place where people go when their significant other controls them, some call it Hell. The official term is Scrotum's End.

There are rumors of a man who is so whipped, you can hear the snaps and cracks from miles away. This man's name is unknown, but he is a very attractive young male who's life spiraled down hill when he met, The Troll. The Troll is a terrifying beast who suppresses their mate and grinds their hopes and dreams down to a fine paste.

Scrotum's End has existed since the late 40s, where scientists created a multidimensional portal. This portal was the entrance to Scrotum's End. Foolishly,the scientists entered, not expecting what to see on the other side. What they found was nothing seen by human eyes before. It was a world that predicted the future for all couples. It showed torturous scenes of overweight boyfriends/girlfriends riding the backs of their scrawny significant other. Their mate trying to hold them up, running out of air, and dying. The scientists, as shocked as they were, left this strange land. However, some felt guilty for leaving and decided to give Scrotum's End another chance. "Maybe it's not going to be as bad as last time," they said quietly to themselves as they walked back through the portal. The scientists who remained on the outside knew the fate of the other foolish scientists. They closed the portal, never allowing them to return with the tales of horrors that ensued on the inside.
Person A: "Wow, Jordan's girlfriend sure is controlling!"
Person B: "Yeah I know, Jordan's stuck in Scrotum's End..."
Person A: "That poor, poor man."
by Draaxxy January 30, 2015
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Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.
by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
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schtum

by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Scrotum Comb

The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.
Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.
by Jason138 April 15, 2014
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scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum
get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber
by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019
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satan's scrotum

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here
by ryan conner January 10, 2008
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