Sconed

A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.

"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"

by Kiduke January 28, 2009

Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017

sconed

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"

by haribular May 20, 2007

Sconned

(skɒnd) - verb: sconned - past tense, sconning - present tense
The result of being totally dominated.
To fail miserably upon an attempt of a specific action or activity.

A person would have been 'sconned' due to a brutal payout.
'You got sconned!" (Loosing a drag race by a vast distance)

by Skitz Randy April 18, 2018

get sconed

A word created by Kevin and Arthon to be used mainly as something to replace "owned" or "pwned".

Other forms:

get zoned
get coned
get phoned
get sewn

charanvattanakie: gay this faggot is hacking

nicemental: get sconed

by nicemental January 23, 2009

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018