Scolted Ox

Something so badass its ridiculous.

His car runs like a scolted ox.

by TurkeySlayer July 31, 2011

Scoled

When someone grabs your balls too hard

Man, I just got scoled by that chick for calling her fat.

by physco steve October 5, 2009

Scalded Dog

The quad that Neil Johnson races

Damn dude Johnson's kfx 450 is running like a scalded dog today.

Holy fuck man that kfx 450 left the gate like a scalded dog.

For fuck sake the kawasaki came zippin by me like a scalded dog.

by Big Daddy Diesel from Pekin,il June 30, 2010

Scalded Dog

A term used to describe an object moving at a high rate of speed.

Tony "Man this thing runs like a damned scalded dog. I used to have like 8 of these cars"

Everyone "Tony that's a Nissan Maxima bro, chill"

Tony "How much you want for this man? I got like 300 bucks"

by Kevineatsfish November 9, 2020

Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024