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schlinder

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.
A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
by laserost July 10, 2012
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schwieder

The title given to very honourable people that means they are very respected.
Sir Schwieder you are very cool.
by Sockman37 April 16, 2019
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Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010
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Shwindle

I shwindled a drunk chick last night.

My gay lover shwindled me.
by ~Jiggle-Muffin~ April 23, 2008
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Schwindelfreude

that peculiar satisfaction which arises from an understanding of the (often ludicrously simple) mechanisms by which others are scammed, defrauded and swindled.

Schwindelfreude unlike schadenfreude entails no absolute failure of empathy or compassion for one's fellow man.

The experience now called schadenfreude has been with us a long time and Aristotle uses the the term "epikhairekakia" for the pleasure derived from witnessing the dismal fortune of another.

The experience now called schwindelfreude appears to have passed unnoted by Aristotle. But as swindle and rip-off are an inevitable feature of human relationships that curious satisfaction which settles upon us as we process an account of the latest scam was probably just as well known to our ancestors.
I was reading your most informed article on explosion of the G spot scam. As a matter of fact I am in grip of Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,800,000.00) and need your co-operation to use this Money without any problem for research schwindelfreude in this G spot area. I would appreciate the names and contact details of all the female twins you mention.
Telegraph 06/01/2010 Comments "So the G spot doesn't exist after all? Thank God"
by genericwaz January 7, 2010
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Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset
When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them
by 69 sublime January 11, 2021
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schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.
Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!
by Mighty Large April 26, 2007
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